Date: Tue, 30 Sep 1997 18:00:00 -0500
To: dance-at-joes@uiuc.edu
From: Steven Bytnar <s-bytnar@uiuc.edu>
Subject: All we want to do is dance!

Don Henley
Building Beast

All We Want To Do Is Dance

They're pickin' up the students and puttin' 'em in class
And all we want to do is dance, dance
Illini been Illini since I don't know when
And all we want to do is dance
The Chief-the local drink
And all we want to do is dance, dance
They mix 'em up right in the kitchen sink
And all we want to do is dance
Crazy frat boys walkin' round with beer in their eyes
And all we want to do is dance, dance
Wild-eyed squirt gun waver who ain't afraid to die
And all we want to do is-
All we want to do is drink and dance
We can't feel the heat comin' off the street
We want to party
We want to get down
All we want to do is-
All we want to do is dance

Well, the government bugged the men's room in the local student lounge
And all we want to do is dance, dance
To keep the frat boys from sellin' all the exams they could scrounge
And all we want to do is dance
But that don't keep the boys from makin' a buck or two
And all we want to do is dance, dance
They still can sell Gen X all the warez that they can play
And all we want to do is-
All we want to do is drink and dance

Well, we barely made the Illini-22 the last summer night out
As we drove down the street we could hear the frat boys shout
They said, "Don't come back here non-greeks! Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!!"
But if we ever do-
We'll bring more money
'Cause all we want to do is drink and dance
Never mind the heat comin' off the street
We want to party
We want to get down
All we want to do is-
All we want to do is dance
All we want to do is drink and dance
All we want to do is dance

--Steve

 Steven Bytnar     Computer Engineering     U. of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
   "That is why it is called a development version. They don't even know if
    all the bugs are _in_ it yet."      http://www.uiuc.edu/ph/www/s-bytnar