Date: Fri, 3 Oct 1997 01:39:46 -0500
To: dance-at-joes@uiuc.edu
From: k-zink@uiuc.edu (Karen Zink)
Subject: I'm sorry about more junk mail, but again, it's about beer.  Plus, it's Homer. 
 You have Homer, you have Beer, how can you lose!

Your enjoyment of this will be much better if you sing.

         _
        /X \
      _------_
     /        \         DO RE MI DRINK, by Homer J. Simpson.
    |          |
    |          |      *ahem* La la la la.... *ahem* LAAAAAAA!!
    |     __  __)
    |    /  \/  \       DO...... the stuff... that buys me beer...
   /\/\ (o   )o  )      RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
   /c    \__/ --.       ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
  (              )      FAR..... a long way to get beer...
   \_   _-------'       SO...... I'll have another beer...
    |  /         \      LA...... I'll have another beer...
    | | '\_______)      TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
    |  \_____)          That will bring us back to...
    |_____ |            (Looks into an empty glass)
   |_____/\/\
   /         \          D'OH!