Date: Thu, 30 Oct 1997 13:28:45 -0600 To: dance-at-joes@uiuc.edu From: Steven Bytnar Subject: You think you know beer? Dance! 10:30. Joes. Tonight. Cause And Effect Another Minute You Think You Know Beer Like imports Rarely drank and never spewed Students Lose your books, you'll never learn But don't ask why And you won't get lied to Speak to Mr. Killian softly It's something you get used to You think you know beer But you never really lived a life without beer Though you couldn't tell me The drinks you dread The liqour you fed The way you looked when the morning came The time of night That you held beer tight But you'll never forget the day beer went away I found more In a lone cup in a crowd When beer saw me I felt so much I cried aloud It turned away I couldn't speak to stop beer The only sound I heard Was the echo of beer's laughter You think you know beer But you never really lived a life without beer Though it couldn't tell me The drinks you dread The liqour you fed The way you looked when the morning came The time of night That you held beer tight But you'll never forget the day beer went away Steven Bytnar Computer Engineering U. of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign "That is why it is called a development version. They don't even know if all the bugs are _in_ it yet." http://www.uiuc.edu/ph/www/s-bytnar