Date: Fri, 21 Nov 1997 20:11:34 -0600
To: dance-at-joes@uiuc.edu
From: Michael Bytnar <m-bytnar@uiuc.edu>
Subject: Lose 10 lbs in one week!

Bud Light (12 oz. analysis)
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Calories       110
Carbohydrates  6.6 grams
Protein        0.9 grams
Fat            0.0 grams <-- NO FAT! Perfect for dieters!!

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Buy one Bud Light and drink it over the course of one week and lose 10 lbs!
Sure, it may not taste great, but think of what you gain!

DISCLAIMER:
If the Bud Light is the only thing you eat that entire week..

SUGGESTION:
Starve the first 6 days, then drink it in the evening on the 7th day.