Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1998 12:13:01 -0500
To: dance-at-joes@uiuc.edu
From: Steven Bytnar
Subject: Pet Shop Boys - Always On My Mind 

A man walks into a bar but the bouncer stops him and says,
"Sorry dude, we have a dress code. You have to wear a tie to get in."
So the man pleads and cajoles the bounce but to no avail. He really
wants a drink so he thinks for a minute, goes to his car and gets
his jumper cables, then ties them around his neck like a tie.
He goes back to the door of the bar and says, "Okay, let me it.
I have a tie on now." The bouncer says, "Well, okay, you can go it.
Just don't start anything."

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Pet Shop Boys
Discography

Always On My Mind

Maybe I didn't taste it quite as good as I should             [...said...]
Maybe I didn't dance quite as often as I could                [... and done.]
Little things I should've said and done, I never took the time   [cause]
Brew was always on my mind
Brew was always on my mind

[A guy look at a beer bottle (for comfort)...]
Maybe I didn't hold you all those lonely, lonely times
And I guess I never told you, I'm so happy that you're mine
If I made you feel second best, I'm so sorry, I was blind
Brew was always on my mind
Brew was always on my mind

Tell me, tell me that your sweet taste hasn't skunked
I'll give me one more chance to keep me satisfied
Satisfied

Little things I should've said and done, I never took the time
You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind

Tell me, tell me that your sweet love hasn't died
Give me one more chance to keep you satisfied

Brew was always on my mind
Brew was always on my mind
Brew was always on my mind
Brew was always on my mind
Brew was always on my mind
Brew was always on my mind

Maybe I didn't taste it quite as good as I should
Maybe I didn't dance quite as often as I could
Maybe I didn't hold you all those lonely, lonely times
And I guess I never told you, I'm so happy that you're mine

(Maybe I didn't love brew...)

--Steve