Binary hackers do it in twos. Connection reset by beer Connection reset by PHEAR -------------------------- kbuxton@hoohoo.ncsa.uiuc.edu (Kristin Buxton) writes: >jlindqui@uiuc.edu (Jason Lindquist) writes: >>Who has never Fucked The Wrong Chick >does that mean every chick is the wrong chick? [amy gets in 173 mode.. =)] Universe of Discourse: x is a chick F(x) = uhh did the nasty with jason W(x) = The wrong chick. From jason's statement, we get: Ax(W(x) -> ~F(x)) which is equivalent to Ax(~W(x) v ~F(x)) by the definition of implication. now that reads. All chicks have either not done the nasty with jason, or they are not the wrong chick. So it would be possible for there to exist a chick who is the Right chick. ..amy, uhhh.. sorry. ---------------------------- 10:20 AM: Islador: hey baby, check out this longjohn with creamy filling 10:21 AM: DoubleD: vik: you just made my quote of the day :) 10:21 AM: Islador: cool 10:21 AM: ErisE: Wow, I never thought I'd roll out of bed, check my mail, and converse about erotic acts involving baked goods. 10:21 AM: ErisE: IS: HAhahahaha 4:44 PM: Ark: MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TICKING CLOCK 4:44 PM: Ark: BEZERKER 4:44 PM: whoops: i might like you better if we slept together 4:44 PM: Ark: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK 4:44 PM: Ark: BEZERKER 4:44 PM: whoops: MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A KAZOO BEZERKER. 4:44 PM: *** netwkman (netwkman@acmelabs.isdn.uiuc.edu) has joined channel #uiuc 4:45 PM: whoops: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING POO BEZERKER "I want to have mad passionate sex with you, no names, no regrets." -- Bud Bundy Bulletin: The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is two persons at one time, unless I install handrails or safety straps. As you have arrived sixth in line to ride my ass today, please take a number and wait your turn. When things go wrong as they usually will, And your daily road seems all uphill; When funds are low and debts are high, When you try to smile buy can only cry, And you really feel you'd like to quit... Don't run to me: I don't give a shit. The Great Awakening As I awoke this morning When all sweet things are born A robin perched upon my sill To signal the coming dawn The bird was fragile young, and gay And sweetly did it sing The thoughts of happiness and joy Into my heart did bring I smiled softly at the cheery sun Then, as it paused, a moments lull, I genly closed the window And crushed it's fuckin' skull. 12:42 PM: whoops: what's the difference between karate and judo? 12:43 PM: whoops: one is the art of self defense and the other is a bagel 11:29 PM: VectorW8 rips open whoops' head, tears out her brain, and shoves it up here #*&@ 11:29 PM: whoops: where is 'here'? :) 11:31 PM: whoops: okay i'm impaled and my head is stuck up my ass, so i don't think i have enough body parts to continue typing. 9:39 PM: Ondine: doh 9:40 PM: Ondine: if you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife so from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you 9:40 PM: Ondine: hey man i saw your wife the other day 9:40 PM: DDsteve: Ondine: are you trying to imply you are ugly? :) 9:41 PM: Ondine: and she is ugggggly 9:41 PM: halfman: that's a good philosophy actually 9:41 PM: halfman: it gets the ugly ones out of the way...so the pretty ones are available :) 9:41 PM: Ondine: ha ha ha yeah, butt ubgly 9:41 PM: Ondine: er butt ugly 8:34 AM: netwkman narfs 8:34 AM: ErisE adds a donut to DD's collection 8:35 AM: netwkman hugs back 8:35 AM: DoubleD stacks up the donut on his umbrella. 8:35 AM: ErisE: Umbrella... is that what they're calling it now? 8:35 AM: DoubleD: my golf umbrella that is. 8:35 AM: Ark: Tori! 8:35 AM: DoubleD: FOUR! 8:36 AM: Ark waves his umbrella of power around 8:36 AM: ErisE: arkarkark!@# 8:36 AM: DoubleD goes temporarily insane before leaving to get some breakfast. 8:36 AM: ErisE: Ark: Haha, umbrella of power 8:36 AM: ErisE: Ark: Donut j00 mean PHALLUS of POWER? 8:36 AM: netwkman: gaaa 8:36 AM: ***You have been marked as being away 8:36 AM: netwkman: I do naught want to see the uber-phallus!!! 8:37 AM: DoubleD: Dohman, PHALLUS OF POWER. 8:37 AM: DoubleD: like heman... well, whatever. 8:37 AM: ErisE: net: nonono!@##!@ Evil! 8:37 AM: Ark: "I WOULDA SAID SCHLONG!! 8:37 AM: Ark: " 8:37 AM: ErisE: DD: BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I HAVE THE PHALLUS!!!! 8:37 AM: ***DoubleD has set the topic on channel #uiuc to netwkman: I donut want to see the uber-phallus!!! 8:37 AM: DoubleD: bwhahahaha 8:37 AM: netwkman giggles 8:38 AM: netwkman screams at erise 8:38 AM: netwkman wonders if he should get dressed and go to cs323 8:38 AM: ErisE holds an enchanted phallus over her head 8:38 AM: ErisE: haha do it 8:38 AM: netwkman sighs whoops: BKF = branch if kc fiend, always returns true 8-31-96 9:04 PM: TimeWaste: Everything I ever needed to know about sysadminning, I learned on irc be sure to assess user compatibility before mounting 10:14 PM: whoops: Gargamel's not looking for the smurf 10:14 PM: whoops: Gargamel's not concerned about the smurf among the smurf 10:14 PM: whoops: Gargamel let's go smurfing on the backs of the smurfed 10:14 PM: whoops: Gargamel's not one to smurf 10:14 PM: *kristy (salmons@ux5.cso.uiuc.edu)* oh shock shock 10:14 PM: Ark: no you can't smurf it 10:14 PM: Ark: no you can't smurf it 10:14 PM: nyar: azrael! 10:14 PM: Ark: no you can't smurf that away from smurf 10:14 PM: whoops: You smurfed me the reason 10:14 PM: whoops: You smurfed me Azrael 10:14 PM: whoops: I smurfed you my purity 10:14 PM: whoops: And my purity you smurfed 11:51 PM: Pickaxe: leave you with this curse: May your hard drives turn floppy, and may 11:51 PM: Pickaxe: your kernels all crash. The Netscape Story: Plight of the Navigator. 2:37 AM: Ark: i'm so fucking sick of people whinin about how they are never gonna score or never have friends or never do this or that Where do you want it? In the front or the back? (Prof Campbell on Queues) 9:17 PM: netwkman: DEC: is manufacturing a 666MHz chip right now... 9:18 PM: DDsteve: what chipset compatiblity does the 666 have? 9:18 PM: ErisE: "Satan inside" whoops: hope is a letter that never arrives, delivered by the postman of my fear. 8:19 AM: ErisE: All I know is that it *really* turns me on whenever I hear people discussing the latest MP in the class 8:53 PM: Zem: blong: it's a far jmp to a TSS selector 8:53 PM: brook: *** brook is nexus@bluestem.prairienet.org (The Babbling One) 8:53 PM: BLong: zem: yes, it would be almost necessary 8:53 PM: BLong: zem: ah 8:53 PM: DDsteve: my indian name is "SpanksIt" -- translation: does warez in the nude. 8:53 PM: brook: nope... /whois doesn't work for me. 8:53 PM: brook: uh... my first name is The 8:53 PM: *** You have been marked as being away 8:53 PM: *** DDsteve is DDsteve@isr0988.urh.uiuc.edu ("Emergency Light" f0r wh3n j00 k4n+ g3+ r341 b33r) 8:53 PM: *** DDsteve is on channels @#uiuc 8:53 PM: *** DDsteve is on IRC via server irc.uiuc.edu (University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign) 8:53 PM: *** DDsteve is away (my indian name is "SpanksIt" -- translation: does warez in the nude.) 8:53 PM: *** DDsteve has been idle for 21 seconds 8:53 PM: JustMike: his surname is nexus 8:53 PM: colin: what a beautiful first name 8:53 PM: JustMike: but he goes by brook 8:53 PM: brook: yah yah... Xaos Nexus Necronin 8:54 PM: TanAdept: Warez. 8:54 PM: --> brook necro what? :) 8:54 PM: colin: funny haha 8:54 PM: brook: badaducci? 8:54 PM: ErisE: Does-Warez-In-Nude, you must quest to find the sage Hacks-With-Gdb 8:54 PM: JustMike: bless you 8:54 PM: DDsteve: brook: NecroNiN? 8:54 PM: *** Signoff: Pickaxe (Dead Socket) 8:54 PM: BLong: zem: but yes, on most machines, a context switch is a Bad Thing (tm) 8:54 PM: *** Pickaxe (jgross@ni.cso.uiuc.edu) has joined channel #uiuc 8:54 PM: *** Mode change "+o Pickaxe" on #uiuc by whoops 8:54 PM: *** Mode change "+o Pickaxe" on #uiuc by airpump 8:54 PM: *** Mode change "+o Pickaxe" on #uiuc by SoapyD 3:32 PM: TanAdept: Yeah. i'll get right on that, as soon as I figure out what tool 3:32 PM: TanAdept: I should use to get my head out of my ass. 3:32 PM: TanAdept: -kc smith i just downloaded in my pants 2:12 PM: whoops: you know scotland has its own martial arts.. it's called FUCK YEW! 12:50 PM: Pete0 slaps Ark 12:50 PM: Ark: that's what i figured 12:50 PM: Maigrey: they left, you fell asleep. 12:50 PM: Ark: p0: what's that for? 12:50 PM: Pete0: just for the heck of it, i haven't beaten you in a while 12:50 PM: Ark: oh yeah 12:50 PM: Ark: now i'm horny whoops: "you take the f out of kfc" 2:28 PM: poeson: Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT... 2:29 PM: moogle: I think I'm going to go and exchange money for software 2:29 PM: moogle: I haven't done that in so long I can't remember when I last did 2:29 PM: DDsteve: poeson: is that what the complex number said after it jumped from a 10 story building? 10:31 AM: Upholder: dbowden.doe.state.la.us unknown - [07/Oct/1996:10:33:31 -0500] "GET /mi/sections/drumline/ HTTP/1.0" 404 - 10:32 AM: Upholder: some people just don't understand that URLs are case sensitive 10:35 AM: Ark: some people dont' get much 10:38 AM: DDsteve: i sure dont 10:38 AM: Ark: that's not exactly what I meant Stam: I hang up the modem after 10 hours of being online and 30 seconds later, I have the opportunity to get a GM Gold Mastercard dealy 8:46 PM: Zem: The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned. save a tree, eat a beaver. How much spam would a flamer flame if a flamer could flame spam? Q: What did one binary tree say to the other? A: "You've got nice children." (Prof Campbell used to wave his hands in a motion like that when describing binary trees in CS225.) "I'm so HAPPY, the VEINS in my PANTS STAND OUT!!" whoops: i bought a few elevator passes in my time.. 8:45 PM: DoubleD notes that now he has the only room with xmas lights.. and wonders how long it will take others to catch on. 8:46 PM: nyar: narf! 8:46 PM: Riff7800: DD: that you're insane? :) 8:46 PM: Fun-Boy: DD: maybe you'll get jumped by an xmas crazy chick. 8:46 PM: DoubleD: fb: exactly... the gift of giving mood is what I want to portray ;) 8:47 PM: Fun-Boy: and where do *you* wear your christmas stocking? :) 8:48 PM: nyar: mah BUTT @$!@#! 8:48 PM: Fun-Boy: i was thinking of some place else. 8:48 PM: nyar: hmm oh yeah eheheh 8:49 PM: DoubleD: fb: in my closet... I've got those new-age 1 use christmas stockings 8:49 PM: Fun-Boy: reservoir-tip christmas stockings? 8:50 PM: Fun-Boy: can you get the ribbed ones with glitter, too? 8:50 PM: DoubleD: ho ho ho, merry christmas fun-boy. :) 8:50 PM: Fun-Boy: that would be my idea of a hell of a christmas gift.